Dave Meltzer

An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.

Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?

Dave Meltzer by elfantasma January 14, 2009

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026