Dauki
Dauki by Dragon_Lover69 September 30, 2012
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daudi
Daudi is an amazing genuine guy who loves to helps others. The name Daudi is an african boy name that means beloved. Daudi is a non emotional man who refuses to show any type of emotion. Females love his energy and are easily swayed by his charming words. Daudi has an abnormally large penis. He loves giving more than receiving. When in of a friend or somebody to talk to in hard times daudi is the person most people turn to.
Daudi; Daudi
lil darkie
sister: put ur favorite song on
me: *puts on "genocide" by lil darkie*
sister: is he black?
me: idk
sister: we should cancel him because hes not black!
me: you cant
sister: WHY?
me: its lil darkie
me: *puts on "genocide" by lil darkie*
sister: is he black?
me: idk
sister: we should cancel him because hes not black!
me: you cant
sister: WHY?
me: its lil darkie
lil darkie by rey17! April 22, 2022
dakimakuras
A long body pillow with an anime character imprinted on it for horny otakus (mostly men) to embrace their sexual fantasies. Kiss it, hug it, hump it, watch TV and eat dinner with the pillow because you're either going to treat it as your ultimate sex slave or only best friend. Owners usually treat their love pillows with their uttermost respect as if it was an actual person to the point where they even give them a name. They are usually the innocent and young tsundere girls suggestively posed showing little to no skin, so you better hide it from your guests to prevent getting any dirty looks. They are also the alternative to the old-fashion Japanese blow up dolls, but nonetheless, one of the best ways for someone to please their fetish for hentai and who does not have anyone to please in bed.
These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
1: You have a dakimakura? Dude, you need to get out more...
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.
1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.
1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.
1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.
1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
dakimakuras by thisisyourgirlfriend August 2, 2013