A long body pillow with an anime character imprinted on it for horny otakus (mostly men) to embrace their sexual fantasies. Kiss it, hug it, hump it, watch TV and eat dinner with the pillow because you're either going to treat it as your ultimate sex slave or only best friend. Owners usually treat their love pillows with their uttermost respect as if it was an actual person to the point where they even give them a name. They are usually the innocent and young tsundere girls suggestively posed showing little to no skin, so you better hide it from your guests to prevent getting any dirty looks. They are also the alternative to the old-fashion Japanese blow up dolls, but nonetheless, one of the best ways for someone to please their fetish for hentai and who does not have anyone to please in bed.
These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
1: You have a dakimakura? Dude, you need to get out more...
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.
1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.
1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.
1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.
1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
by thisisyourgirlfriend July 5, 2013
A body pillow with a life-sized image of an anime girl on it. Often, the owner treats it as if it's an actual girlfriend. There is a strong social stigma against people who own one, because they are usually anime-obsessed guys with...odd sexual fantasies. But on rare occasions, the owner may just be someone who is forever alone and probably needs a hug, and maybe a bit of therapy for social anxiety/confidence issues.
"Does Dave have a girlfriend yet?"
"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."
"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."
"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."
"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"
"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."
"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"
"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."
"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."
"No...and I can tell it's really getting to him."
"Oh...he must be really sad about being forever alone."
"Yeah. He has a dakimakura now, and talks to it about his day every night when he goes to bed. He doesn't even watch anime."
"So you're saying...he's given up on finding love?"
"Yes. He's not a weirdo, really. He just wishes the stigma would go away."
"Ah, yes. That is a problem. Did anything happen concerning that stigma?"
"One of his "friends" recently made fun of him for owning one and made him cry."
"Goddammit, I hate people. The world would be a million times better if we just stopped judging people."
by Someone who kinda exists December 11, 2021
It's like that one episode in spongebob where barnacle boy shines a flashlight at this dude in his car who's making out with his pillow. Replace that pillow cover with one that has an anime girl and you've got yourself a dakimakura.
Dirty Bubble: OH! *points at a car* Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!
Man Ray: Hahahaha, with pleasure! *shines on a guy making out with his dakimakura*
Fish: Hey man that's not cool...
Man Ray: Hahahaha, with pleasure! *shines on a guy making out with his dakimakura*
Fish: Hey man that's not cool...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
A body pillow for filthy weebs to touch and do their thing with as the disgusting little shit's they are, their is a social stigma to owning one, but I don't think the weebs that buy them care
by NinonEEE April 15, 2018