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Darkzphobia 

The fear of a sexy black man with one eye that likes unicorns.
Dude 1: Hey dude, why am i scared of that guy?

Dude 2: I think you have Darkzphobia.
Darkzphobia by FMbendy February 5, 2021
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Darkzphobia 

Darkzphobia is a recently discovered phobia, that says that the person having it is scared of Darkz.
Man, are you really scared of that guy?

Well, I have Darkzphobia, it's what it is...

Darkzphobia 

Darkzphobia is a fear that makes you fear Darkz. It's a very recent phobia.
Dude, why are you so scared of that guy?

I have darkzphobia you bastard!

dankaphobia 

The fear or dank things and or dank memes
Dude he has dankaphobia I couldn't even show him the dank memes
dankaphobia by DankMemez101 November 30, 2016

darkaphobic 

an individual who is afraid of the dark has darkaphobia and is therefor darkaphobic.
Person 1: "Hey man we had a total blackout at the highschool last week! This girl started crying?"

Person 2: "She must be darkaphobic."
darkaphobic by amrgkm January 29, 2009

Dorkaphobia 

Sammi's very dorky, she probably has dorkaphobia.
Dorkaphobia by xxMrsxx July 24, 2009

dirkaphobia 

fear of having ones head forced into a sign
I can't go into the carvan because i have dirkaphobia
dirkaphobia by liz jordan November 11, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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