Darkthrone

Formally 'death metal' currently true norweigan black metal formed 1986 in Kolbotn by Gylve 'Fenriz' Nagell and Ted 'Nocturno Culto' Skjellum. Darkthrone are very respected in BM circles are are seen as pivitol in the musical development of the genre, solidifing and the second generation sound. The band plays *very* misanthropic, *very* dark and 'evil' music that is often very fast paced and disturbing to most. Lyrics focus on hatred, death and 'Satan' though remaining mature and focused.

'Yes, Albaze in the Northern Sky, Under a Funeral Moon and Transilvanian Hunger are Darkthrones best works, but Sardonic Wrath kicks too!'

by amy-jay October 10, 2004

DarkThrone

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

Pete: You weren't at my party last night Dave.
Dave: I was on DarkThrone.

by Ash January 22, 2005

Darkthrone

Simply one of the best black metal bands with a dark theme, and songs about death, Satan and hatred

Darkthrone is the tits

by UltimateDoge July 22, 2023

Darkthrone

The result of furiously masturbating while sitting on your bosses chair at work...all while excreting the kind of shits only possible by mixing Pepto-Bismol and Ex-Lax

My boss made me work late for the last two weeks. That bullshit just earned him a Darkthrone.

by konamicode November 5, 2010

Darkthrone

A form of black metal that demands respect because of its amazing ability to hold a fan base without doing anything original or even interesting.

man, compared to every other blackmetal project, that darkthrone sure hasnt developed since they began, i really thought they would have stopped riding on the coat-tails of others by now

by someone who is bored May 13, 2005

darkthroning

To stroll, or hike, often with one or more companions, through any environment in order to observe the surroundings, discuss things of import to the participants and, just as importantly, to decompress from the stresses of daily existence, usually the soul-crushing banality that is the workplace.

Sure, we could get some Chinese, but let's go darkthroning instead, then we'll get Chinese, who cares if we're late in returning.

by The Other Randal Graves March 16, 2012

DarkTron 809

A gay kid with a "little" boogie in his step. Long been searching for reasons to kill himself but has recently found his calling with plastic knife phantom blades as seen in assassins creed. DarkTron 809 has been dealing with a disease known as "little" man syndrome that has long affected him for the length of his toes and the crookedness of his middle finger and receding hair line. DarkTron 809's father which name should be left out for certain reasons, has a major form the university of Texas in Drumming. He has lately pursued his career in drumming by drumming into his sons' microphone whenever it is not needed or extremely obnoxious. some of his favorite quotes include, "SHUT UP BEFORE I SUCK YOU OFF!" and "Just counter it." And my personal favorite When relating to his penis,"It's not one inch, IT'S FIVE CENTIMETERS!"

hey, look at that DarkTron 809 over there!

He's being a real DarkTron 809 right now.

by jffjf fffj j f fjf j assassin December 2, 2017