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Dark Brotherhood 

The Dark Brotherhood, from the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which is a kickass game), is an unofficial guild, or a grouping of people. These people are actually deadly assassins,who are hired by people all over the land of Cyrodiil. In order to make dealings with them, you must offer up someone's life, like maybe a family member, or someone close to you, which makes you decide if it's really worth it. The Dark Brotherhood tends to make their assassinations look as though they were accidents, but some people will suspect a lot of deaths to be their doing. In my opinion, they have the best quests and things to do.
-Did you hear about what happened to poor Baenlin? That minotaur head he had on a plaque on his wall dropped right on his head and killed him!
-Idiot, it wasn't any accident. It was the Dark Brotherhood, you should know that. Baenlin's nephew wanted that piece of estate to himself for a while now, so he requested Baenlin's death.
Dark Brotherhood by L-o-M September 3, 2007
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012