Dante: "Guys, I think I love horses now."
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"
by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025
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