1 definition by Dans Hefner
noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 8, 2009