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Dankslap 

Dank is shorthand for something good.

Slap in this case is an affectionate pat as one would see a baseball coach apply to the rear end of a player when they complete a good play. The two together is now a Dankslap.

Some people see a Dankslap as an attempt to touch another person’s behind while hiding behind some type of celebration or support display when a person needs encouragement.

To express your support either positive or negative wait till the person is walking past you and then wind up and apply either a single - almost too hard yet arguably not hostile slap or a couple soft, quick pats to a person’s rear end while offering words of support - words are particularly important in order to establish you are trying to show support versus just copping a feel.
Hey man, you were a little aggressive with that Dankslap.

“Hey Fred, I prefer you don’t play with my emotions with your Dankslapping”
Dankslap by ProtoHuman July 2, 2022
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dank slap 

When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.
I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.
dank slap by Jeff Weinberg July 5, 2005
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A cock slap delivered via Richard Dawkins in an argument for science and reason over superstition and mythology.
Intelligent design just received a dawkslap in the face in that debate.
Dawkslap by Sluggo82 September 26, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026