Dawkslap
A cock slap delivered via Richard Dawkins in an argument for science and reason over superstition and mythology.
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Dankslap
Dank is shorthand for something good.
Slap in this case is an affectionate pat as one would see a baseball coach apply to the rear end of a player when they complete a good play. The two together is now a Dankslap.
Some people see a Dankslap as an attempt to touch another person’s behind while hiding behind some type of celebration or support display when a person needs encouragement.
To express your support either positive or negative wait till the person is walking past you and then wind up and apply either a single - almost too hard yet arguably not hostile slap or a couple soft, quick pats to a person’s rear end while offering words of support - words are particularly important in order to establish you are trying to show support versus just copping a feel.
Slap in this case is an affectionate pat as one would see a baseball coach apply to the rear end of a player when they complete a good play. The two together is now a Dankslap.
Some people see a Dankslap as an attempt to touch another person’s behind while hiding behind some type of celebration or support display when a person needs encouragement.
To express your support either positive or negative wait till the person is walking past you and then wind up and apply either a single - almost too hard yet arguably not hostile slap or a couple soft, quick pats to a person’s rear end while offering words of support - words are particularly important in order to establish you are trying to show support versus just copping a feel.
Hey man, you were a little aggressive with that Dankslap.
“Hey Fred, I prefer you don’t play with my emotions with your Dankslapping”
“Hey Fred, I prefer you don’t play with my emotions with your Dankslapping”
Dankslap by ProtoHuman July 2, 2022
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