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danielsalt 

A 'danielsalt' is an individual, usually of the male gender, who is generally perceived by others as a failure of a human being, a loser, or simply a waste of oxygen. Many danielsalts spend their days moderating communities online in their attics.
- "Dad, I think I'm going to quit law school to pursue a career in music."
- "It's okay, son. I'll support you and be proud of you so long as you don't become a danielsalt."
- "I love you dad"
- "I love you too, son."
danielsalt by danielsalt April 17, 2021
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Danielgasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy Daniel Craig is...especially when dressed up as James Bond in tight little speedos from Casino Royale...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for Daniel Craig...*smiles*
*Watching Casino Royale*....*Sees Daniel Craig flipping wet hair and swaying about in the sea*....*Danielgasm*....O god that was good
Danielgasm by Guinevere134 January 31, 2009

shaylah daniells

shaylah daniells is a clumsy person who has trouble walking or balancing on rails. Overall she is a kind loving person who everyone wants to be friends with and anyone would be lucky enough to have a shaylah daniells in their life.
shaylah daniells so so cool! I wish i was friends with her. JCS is sooo lucky
shaylah daniells by Oldhickoryham September 3, 2017

danielharrison

The Fortnite youtuber that got all the best headshots but got no credit and he is kind've a part time minecraft youtuber and fortnite youtuber.
"Hey do you know danielharrison?" "Yeah I think so, he plays Fortnite right?" "Now he also hosts challenges in minecraft!"
danielharrison by Ezikcy22 October 28, 2019

danielxal 

Legendary meme, can be found in YG community only between 7 a.m to 8 p.m
Exactly, he can't commit suicide due to a lovely teenager.
You are the most ridiculous guy I have ever met. You are such a danielxal

DanielBallard-It 

The act of removing the foil of a wine bottle by pulling it out by hand using brute force
I didn’t have a knife to cut the foil of the Chardonnay so I DanielBallard-It
DanielBallard-It by jorrod98 December 19, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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