3 definitions by danielsalt
A 'danielsalt' is an individual, usually of the male gender, who is generally perceived by others as a failure of a human being, a loser, or simply a waste of oxygen. Many danielsalts spend their days moderating communities online in their attics.
- "Dad, I think I'm going to quit law school to pursue a career in music."
- "It's okay, son. I'll support you and be proud of you so long as you don't become a danielsalt."
- "I love you dad"
- "I love you too, son."
- "It's okay, son. I'll support you and be proud of you so long as you don't become a danielsalt."
- "I love you dad"
- "I love you too, son."
by danielsalt April 17, 2021
The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
by danielsalt September 1, 2021
'goos' refers to the online community of thousands of losers, virgins and morbidly obese individuals of questionable values mostly centered around the popular social media app 'Discord'.
- "Damn, I failed the math exam again... I'm gonna end up working as a janitor if I don't catch up."
- "Don't worry, at least you won't be a goos moderator."
-"Ha ha, fair point!"
- "Don't worry, at least you won't be a goos moderator."
-"Ha ha, fair point!"
by danielsalt April 13, 2021