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Dangle Zone 

Also known as the DZ. The DZ hopes to promote the pursuit of better grades
By providing the adequate space and environment
For typical college students to accomplish their tasks.
Whether it be homework, studying, or reading...
Come to the DZ... We HOPE you get work done! Created at Eastern Washington University.
Kevin: You going to hang out in the Dangle Zone tonight?
Carl: No, I actually need to get work done tonight. We all know the DZ doesn't help that. (5 hours later) Why did I hang out in the DZ tonight?
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Dongle Zone

noun. (don-gull) zone

A body of water one swims in and despite knowing that it is not permitted; defecates within said public swimming area as if compelled by some hive-mind subconscious whim.
Don't swim in the wave pool, dude. It's a total dongle zone. Lots of little kids have been clogging it up all day.