Dangerous Dave Of MCUK

Person of all things that are godly, a nymphomaniac in search of webcam sluts all the day and all the night. Note: This person is not to be fucked with, he'll blap you into next week.

"woah, don't piss Dave off, i did that last week and he made my mum bleed like a virgin"

Dangerous Dave Of MCUK by AlcoholocaustN0w May 1, 2005

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Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

Dangerous Dave of MCUK by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005

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Dangerous Dave of MCUK

Has the biggest foul mouth of MCUK. He can make people cringe.

TreePowder: i'm a cunt
AlcoholocaustN0w: damn fucking straight you're a fucking cunt, you're such a fucking moron, everyone wants to shit on your pillow, and to piss in your milk. i fucking hope you smegging die, useless piece of shit.

Dangerous Dave of MCUK by AlcoholocaustN0w May 1, 2005

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Dangerous Dave of MCUK

He's a cuntwhore fool faggot whore who thinks he's cool but actually perved over 10 year old girls, and enjoys raping obese goats.

"hello my names dave. I like raping really obese goats, and possibly your mum"

Dangerous Dave of MCUK by @eotgfvfgfd May 1, 2005

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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