Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 15, 2007
Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.
The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.
The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.
***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***
"MUM!!! ...."
you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...
OR
On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.
go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***
"MUM!!! ...."
you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...
OR
On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.
go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy
by VisualShock November 20, 2006
Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'
Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........
Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........
Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
by compasskid April 21, 2009
Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.
Examples of danger wank:
Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.
Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.
Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
by Wankington October 30, 2008
Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
by samsam222 September 25, 2010
The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
by Jakdasnake96 May 16, 2018
by Roy boi September 01, 2008