Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds

I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great

by KingGimp January 3, 2009

Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.

"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."

by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

cloak and dagger shit

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.

Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Mississippi Shit Dangler

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013

shit dagger

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.

I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.

by Jasestick November 9, 2011

dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.

Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.

by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007