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Danger Pork 

Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.
A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."
Danger Pork by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010
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Pork Dagger 

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood
get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to
Pork Dagger by Robert Solo February 23, 2011