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Dandi-Balls 

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.
During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
Dandi-Balls by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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dandyballs 

A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.
"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"
dandyballs by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014
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dandieballs 

A man who is very forgetful and has skewed reasoning behaviors almost constantly. Also in debates he will present information that has no previous research to back it up, but will be claimed as correct.
I know this dandieballs who dropped out of a class because it was too easy and he knew he wouldn't focus in class, so he would get a bad grade in the class, but the class is still mandatory to take for his major.
dandieballs by wellimmikedd December 20, 2010

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026