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dandyballs 

A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.
"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"
dandyballs by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014
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When a man gets older and his balls hang low all the time not just after a huge nut.
I was doing naked squats and I noticed my DadBalls swinging in the wind.
DadBalls by ElBigPoppa February 15, 2018

doodyballs 

Man, look at those doodyballs!!
doodyballs by donut_monster March 8, 2011

dandieballs 

A man who is very forgetful and has skewed reasoning behaviors almost constantly. Also in debates he will present information that has no previous research to back it up, but will be claimed as correct.
I know this dandieballs who dropped out of a class because it was too easy and he knew he wouldn't focus in class, so he would get a bad grade in the class, but the class is still mandatory to take for his major.
dandieballs by wellimmikedd December 20, 2010

Danglyballs 

Someone with a long loose scrotum sack and big testicles
Check out Danglyballs over there!

Listen Danglyballs...

Not again Danglyballs!
Danglyballs by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 19, 2019

Dandybelly 

When your dick is so big and so deep, you can see it moving inside of her belly
- Hey, I totally did some dandybelly to that girl I met in a bar yesterday!
- Cool bro!
Dandybelly by Alaws22 October 17, 2019
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