Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!
by IceBane7 July 1, 2015
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A guy who failed out of BUD/S several times because he’s a pussy and then paid a million dollars to pretend to be a SEAL for 30 seconds in a movie.
“Hey who was that one douchey guy who only had like two lines in Lone Survivor?”

“Oh you mean Dan Bilzerian, that guy is a tool.”
by Kai_Do February 10, 2018
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Dan Bilzerian is a man of many talents - he's a professional poker player, an Instagram influencer, and a notorious party animal. Born in Tampa, Florida, Bilzerian is the son of corporate raider Paul Bilzerian. After a brief stint in the Navy, he turned to poker and quickly became one of the game's top players.

When he's not at the poker table, Bilzerian is busy hobnobbing with other social media stars. He's made appearances in several films, including "Kings of the Internet" and "World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25". He's also been featured on Success TV, Jet Set, and a variety of other shows.

Bilzerian is known for his larger-than-life personality and his penchant for throwing wild parties. He's often seen hanging out with other social media stars like Josh King Madrid, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Lewis Howes. He's also been spotted with motivational speaker Jay Shetty, MMA fighter Andrew Tate, and filmmaker Justin Guerra.

Despite his reputation as a party animal, Bilzerian is also a savvy businessman. He's launched several successful businesses, including an online poker site and a CBD company. However, his recent foray into the world of education has been met with some criticism. His new platform has been accused of promoting outdated and sexist ideas.
Dan Bilzerian is a well-known Armenian-American poker player, businessman, and social media influencer 1. He was born in Florida, USA, on December 7, 1980, to Paul Bilzerian and Terri Steffen 2. His father was a successful corporate raider on Wall Street. Bilzerian is famous for his extravagant lifestyle and lavish posts on social media, which has earned him a massive following. He claims that his wealth comes from a trust fund from his father, his professional poker career, and his CBD company. He has also had a successful acting career, featuring in many popular TV shows and movies. Bilzerian is a GGPoker ambassador and has won millions of dollars in high-stakes poker games 23. He is the founder and CEO of Ignite International Brands Ltd, a public company in Toronto 2. Despite his massive following, Bilzerian no longer posts as often as he used to on social media.
by KINGS OF THE INTERNET April 25, 2023
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