by M3Me December 12, 2016
by Johnnnnyyyy April 29, 2012
noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
by Dans Hefner April 8, 2009
by outrageouslilian November 10, 2020
DAN is code word for Dumb Ass Ninja. You would expect that being a ninja they wouldn't be dumb, but like everything else, they are letting anybody become a ninja these days.
Yo man, I was watching Shoguns Assassin, I can't beleive those DAN's didn't kill him near the river.
by bannana-boat November 19, 2007
1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
by 2do2 November 7, 2010
by Brooke Lane July 23, 2011