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DAN

1. man of ultimate lameness.

2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
by 2do2 November 8, 2010
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