1. Getting drunk.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
1. “Let’s get some beers and get Danned tonight guys.”

2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”

3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
by Lil Cousin October 23, 2020
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DAN is an abbreviation for a, Difficult Ass Nigga. (VERB)
You use the word "DAN" whenever your friend or anyone you know is being overly difficult.

EX: Everyone has that one friend or family member who's a DAN, for instance your friend has a empty tank of gas and just got paid, you and all of your friends are going to the beach, there's 12 of you and 2 people are driving instead of offering to drive you insist that everyone crams into the cars, that's a Dan.
by AJW17717 July 9, 2014
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DAN - Dirty ass, and nuts. Used when referring to a smell, particularly that of a person who hasn't showered in a while. Used to express the unsavory smell of a dirty ass or nuts.
When used in a sentence:
It smells Like DAN in Jeff's Room.
What the hell Jeff, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like DAN.
by DGK October 30, 2007
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A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see
Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan
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An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."
My mate Dan, who satisfies all of the above criteria.
by The 2nd Brother December 11, 2007
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Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigger. Often used to describe someone stupid even if they aren't black
Guy 1: Dude I heard Joe got that chick pregnant!

Guy 2: No way! What a DAN!
by Lking13 December 22, 2014
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Arnav boarded the wrong train again and ended up in a shady town where he got jumped by big nigga, what a DAN.
by MistahBombastic February 20, 2018
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