Dalmatian Syndrome

When a guy has a skin discoloration on his penis resulting in spots.

1: Did you see Ryan's penis?
2: No, why?
1: He has spots.
2: Oh, so dalmatian syndrome.

by Phillip Joebob Fisher VI November 5, 2010

Dalmatian Syndrome

Placeholder name for the next inevitable, currently undiscovered animal-related disease.

Richard: First mad cow disease, then Asian bird flu, now swine flu; I can't *wait* for dalmatian syndrome!
Vincent: Shit, there's a new one!?
Richard: No, it's the codename for the next big one.

by PracticalVal September 3, 2009