One of those teams that you either hate or love. There really isn't a lot of "eh, they're alright I guess" for them. Fanbase that extends across america but is especially dominant in all of Texas except Houston.

The Dallas Cowboys are a team in the NFL.

Dallas Cowboys by SecretAgentDude July 3, 2010

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Dallas Cowboys

A team you never trust in the long run

The Dallas Cowboys will lose the first round in the playoffs

Dallas Cowboys by Josh Barrajas October 22, 2019

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Overrated team that always fails their fans

Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!

dallas cowboys by camz88 December 15, 2013

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[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

[Dallas Cowboys] by Sprax January 15, 2009

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