Dalai Lama 

The absolute, undisputed best

No one's skills are better than mine. I'm the Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama by Dr Vegas February 15, 2005

Dalai Lama 

To suck (or request the sucking) of the tongue.

Give us a Dalai Lama babe.

Dalai Lama by A Robinson April 12, 2023

Dalai Lama 

The historical heads of the dge-lugs-pa (pronounced gelukpa) sect of Tibetan Buddhism, who were described by two French Jesuits in 1661 as, "devilish God-the-father who puts to death such as refuse to adore him". The Dalai Lama, while today is known as the 'exiled leader of Tibet', gained his right to rule in Tibet during the rule of the "Great Fifth" Dalai Lama, Lobsang Gyatso, from China in 1653 from emperor Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty.

The 14th Dalai Lama, while said to be in 'exile', fled China when the Chinese tried to dismantle his autocratic semi-independent state and liberate his people.

Though many liberals venerate the Dalai Lama as a symbol of peace and tolerance, his underlying motives of segregating Tibet once more from the outside world show his true intentions.

Dalai Lama by Tenzin Tashi January 17, 2005

Dalai Lama 

Is a goats milk producing llama from Australia. Normally a herbivore but can have random tendencies to eat small animals. A very rare creature that many people have spent there lives trying to find. There have only been about 5 sightings on record.

person 1 - "Dude!" is that Dalai Lama milk?
person 2 - Nah, thats worth millions.

Dalai Lama by lemur man (look it up) August 9, 2009

Dalai Lama 

To kiss a kid like a pedophile

I love to Dalai Lama that kid

Dalai Lama by m4cky April 10, 2023

Dalai Lama Tongue 

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢

Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

Dalai Lama Tongue by Hym Iam April 11, 2023

The Dalai Lama 

The Dalai Lama is the ultimate turd...occurs when you are most desperate...The Dalai Lama requires an individual to sit on the toilet seat for a minimum of 10 secs before releasing

'any of you ever squeezed out The Dalai Lama?'

'guilty..'

The Dalai Lama by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009