Dakota F 

A man named Dakota F is usually the most beautiful and hottest person in the room. Hes a nerd which is often the reason why his gf is turned on. Hes the most understanding and respectful person that has walked the earth. Everytime his gf thinks of him she often ends up red and with butterflies. She hopes they end up married. Dakota F is the most beautiful person and will always be the best person to breath and exist in this world and universe. Hes perfect. And always will be.

J: You're always gonna be my nerd, Dakota F.
D: Always will be dweeb.

Dakota F by Memermoose November 22, 2021

Dakota F 

Dakota F is a beautiful person inside and out. Her personality is bubbly, open, loyal and respectful. Her eyes change from either a blue ocean or green like a pear with their specks of brown. Her hair is the opposite of mine, short and curly whereas mine is long and straight. She likes doing different styles with her hair everyday and I want to tell her that I love each one of them but I'll probably come off weird. She can be emotional, loud when the class is quiet, awkward when talking directly, silly and does funny immature things. Somehow i love all those things about her. Dakota isn't a perfect girl but she is a beautiful one.

I'm in love with Dakota F

Dakota F by YouJustDontKnowItYet May 21, 2022

Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.

Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.

Dakota Fire Hole by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015

Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.

Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

Dakota Fanning Syndrome by DGAFalot June 25, 2010

South Dakota Four 

A female that is 5 foot 4, medium build, flat like a 2x4, piss blonde hair and a face only a blind mother could love

Did you see that South Dakota Four sitting at the table behind us?

Did you know that dude slept with a South Dakota Four last night?

South Dakota Four by Micro penis Paul February 6, 2019

South Dakota Firehose

A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.

Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong

South Dakota Firehose by CDRTickledick December 8, 2019

Dakota Fanning 

1.noun. The surprising moment when one realizes that a little girl is growing up to become or has become an attractive woman.
2.verb. The process of a female leaving childhood and growing into an attractive woman.

Dakota Fanning is a critically acclaimed former child actress who stunned the world when she started growing up into a gorgeous and glamorous woman.

"I remember when she was just a kid. Now she's totally Dakota Fanning!"
"Oh yeah, she started Dakota Fanning last year."
"That's your little sister? Wow she's really Dakota Fanning!"
"She freaks me out. Last time I saw her she was just a kid. Now she's completely Dakota Fanning'd!"
"Better watch out, when she gets older she's gonna Dakota Fanning."

Dakota Fanning by nonononoi March 13, 2009