Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.

James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!

Daddy Roulette by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019

Daddy Roulette

A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

Daddy Roulette by Profection November 11, 2018

Daddy Roulette

When a man has intercourse with multiple women putting his time being a single man with no kids at most risk.

"You been staying off dating apps lately or are ya still playing daddy roulette?"

Daddy Roulette by nokidsnodebt June 22, 2024

Russian baby daddy roulette

When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.

So I had Coors Light guy, Heineken guy and Guinness guy over last night and we played Russian baby daddy roulette.

Russian baby daddy roulette by The Maneater February 13, 2012

Baby Daddy Bukakke Roulette 

When a large number of men ejaculate into a funnel attached to a woman's vagina, then proceed to wait 9 months for the baby to be born, then get a paternity test and see who the babies father is.

That hoe been with so many diesel ass mutha F**k'as, she might as well have played a game of baby daddy Bukakke Roulette

Baby Daddy Bukakke Roulette by ObsidianWraith October 16, 2017