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Daddy Dirtbag 

Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
Daddy Dirtbag by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022
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Daddy Dirtbag 

Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
Daddy Dirtbag by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022

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big daddy dirtbag by 2064592378 April 11, 2019

big daddy dirtbag 

A man With a dirty large schlong he is a daddy to all the bitches and had mad hoes
My big daddy dirtbag had a threesome with me and my friend last night
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