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hoodly daddle 

The moon, according to the baby boomers who allegedly landed men there in their spare time.
The hoodly daddle sure is bright tonight! You know we landed a man there when I was only in high school? What have you done millennial!

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

crust daddies 

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.
Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

sissy diddles 

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

Fat Daddies

Oversized pants, usually khaki pants . Term used in DC. Not seen as fashionable
I showed up to school out of uniform , so the office made me wear the fat daddies .
Fat Daddies by Mcvogel May 20, 2020

daddle saddle 

A daddle saddle is a saddle for dads instead of horses, it's almost the same as a horse saddle but only used for queer dads to give their kid a fucking weird ride!
Queer dad gives his son a totally fucking weird ride on his brand new daddle saddle.