A dad named Adam who has reached peak dad status. Commonly found near pools, lakes, or any body of water for reasons no one fully understands. Carries a calm, dependable vibe and is universally considered a good guy.
Not every Adam qualifies—being a Dadam is a title earned through consistent dad behavior, subtle wisdom, and an unexplained connection to aquatic environments.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."