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Dashound Hot Shot 

Noun.

A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.

The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"

Dashound 

The somewhat phonetic spelling of some Americans' attempts to properly pronounce the name of the breed of dog dachshund meaning "badger dog" in German. One pronounces dashound like so: DASH-HOUND. In fact the proper German pronunciation of the dog breed is DOX-HOOND, and the preferred American pronunciation is DOX-UND. Of course, this pronunciation argument is in actuality relatively insignificant as in Germany these dogs are most often referred to as teckels and dackels anyway. One finds that the terminology wiener dog or doxie is more easily understood than dashound to the typical American you meet on the street. That is unless you prefer to use the true name of this dog's breed as listed above: dachshund.
Oh my! What an adorable dashound!
Dashound by doxiehart October 18, 2008

dachsundheit 

Response to an allergic or negative reaction to a small dog especially dachsunds.
If someone says or expresses a dislike for a small dog particularly a doxie like "I hate those yappy, little ankle biters"-you respond "Dachsundheit"!
dachsundheit by Tom Tolman July 29, 2007

scrub my dachsund 

a euphanism for masturbation. SEE-Flogging the dog.
scrub my dachsund by armydark January 30, 2004