Dachound
Dachound by Comet&Daisy November 3, 2019
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Dashound Hot Shot
Noun.
A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
Dashound Hot Shot by Diamond Boys April 19, 2011
Related Words
Dashound
The somewhat phonetic spelling of some Americans' attempts to properly pronounce the name of the breed of dog dachshund meaning "badger dog" in German. One pronounces dashound like so: DASH-HOUND. In fact the proper German pronunciation of the dog breed is DOX-HOOND, and the preferred American pronunciation is DOX-UND. Of course, this pronunciation argument is in actuality relatively insignificant as in Germany these dogs are most often referred to as teckels and dackels anyway. One finds that the terminology wiener dog or doxie is more easily understood than dashound to the typical American you meet on the street. That is unless you prefer to use the true name of this dog's breed as listed above: dachshund.
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If someone says or expresses a dislike for a small dog particularly a doxie like "I hate those yappy, little ankle biters"-you respond "Dachsundheit"!
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