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dab pen effect 

The absolute buttfuck of your tolerance that occurs when you trade out your trusty devils lettuce in favor of the convenience, potency, and sex-appeal of a dab pen. This is mainly due to the fact that the urge to hit a dab pen once it enters your field of view is roughly seven times stronger than the urge to rub your penis to step-sister porn for five hours after a metric fuck-ton of Adderall.
Yoon: Man, after getting this dab pen I can't even feel weed anymore.
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
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Dab pen effect 

When a dab pen is shared at a party and a week later all of your friends get a raging case of covid
Shit bro you’re sick? It’s the dab pen effect dawg sorry”

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012