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dank ass 

Also an expression frequently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality that works at a cookie store.
she looks so much cuter than the( d.a.) Dank ass holding her
dank ass by manda pander March 19, 2010

dank ass 

formely used to describe how high someone is. just like saying drunk ass
get off you muthah fuckin dank ass and make me some mexican food, mom.
dank ass by whooooooooooooooo August 16, 2011

Dank ass Doritos 

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.
person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.
Dank ass Doritos by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015

dank ass shit 

A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.
I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.
dank ass shit by thegame2 December 14, 2009

dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.
Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.
dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

Dank ass schwag 

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.
It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.
Dank ass schwag by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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