dysfunction

A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.

by Dustin November 21, 2004

Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009

DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION

a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.

His behavior has been a tad off center of late; perhaps, a little dysfunction in his junction.

by weave October 26, 2003

Autocorrectile Dysfunction

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

erectile dysfunction

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

by m0 February 7, 2007