A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed
A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.
An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.
Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.
You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
The noise a Librarian makes when orgasming.
Usually followed by a Shhhhh and a "quiet Please"
Although this is a very rare occurrence. As the mating ritual of the librarian is very infrequent and when they do mate a orgasm is highly unlikely. Even in the male of the species.
Steve felt like he was going to explode. How much longer would he need to hold on for it was a personal best for him already.
All of a sudden he felt Betty spasm and let out a "Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh" followed by a Shhhhhhh and finally a "quiet please"
Steve knew it was time to let go although he was rather put off by what he had just witnessed.