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A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed

A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.

An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.
Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.

You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
by idgjigto August 31, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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