Andrew Dobbs is a student who tends to simp over a certain girl. Dobbs is also obsessed with lacrosse and never shows up to swim.
Did u hear about that kid who killed himself yeah he’s such an “Andrew Dobbs”
by Richardfather March 15, 2020
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Host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, a daily news program with two main goals:

1.) To vilify illegal aliens and blame immigration for every conceivable problem facing America. This tactic is employed through Hannity-like discussions with guests about relevant issues where he mocks them for not realizing the inherent evils of immigration.

2.) To perpetuate the myth that a majority of Americans will unify under the political banner of an Independent Party and cock-tease his audience with the suggestion that he will run for President under that label. He does this by citing bullshit statistics such as: "51% of Americans are fed up with the usual politics of the Democratic and Republican Parties." He will then take that result to mean not that 51% of Americans will support 3rd parties such as Green, Libertarian, Reform, etc., but that they all want and will vote for an Independent Party, essentially undermining the fact that people who do not belong to the main two parties ascribe to a wide range of political beliefs; they will not all fall under the banner of a 3rd party simply because it is not Democrat or Republican.

Lou Dobbs also constantly shows off his capped teeth to his opponents with a shit-eating grin.
Lou Dobbs said on CNN last night that all these people are losing their homes because of too many illegal immigrants, and that if we only put up a huge wall along our border with Mexico that's guarded by snipers, all of our problems will be over. He then ended his show by suggesting that everyone who is not a Democrat or Republican will join an Independent Party, even though they don't all want the same thing.
by Doom03 October 8, 2008
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a town where parents and their children are snobby and rude. kids in dfms are either basic asses with absolutely no personality, or they like to pretend to be "hood" when in reality they are 2 foot tall cunts with nice houses and a lot of fucking money. basically privileged white people who have no idea what life is like outside of their small town. they also like to make fun of other races because there are -2 POC in dobbs ferry schools.
you're from Dobbs Ferry? no wonder you're a fucking cunt!
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An alternative name for Door Knob, most commonly said by a flustered doofus girlfriend right before kissing her boyfriend goodnight.
It's very distracting to kiss you when you have one hand on the Knoor Dobb.
by aniabul March 30, 2011
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noun.

1. any supernaturally large deposit of human feces, exceeding all expectations of length, girth, and mass.
Dude, I just dropped a lou dobbs and I'm afraid if I flush we'll have to call a plumber

I pushed out a lou dobbs that got my whole back side wet.
by Heptard February 9, 2008
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The most beautiful girl in the world. The best thing that has ever happened to me. The type of girl that you would want to give up the world to be with. She is really pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and most importantly, the most special person to me. She is beyond perfect. She is so flawless and If I could change anything about her, it would be nothing. She's perfect just the way she is. The type of girl that would be worth staying up all night just to talk to. The girl that will make falling asleep in class the next day worth it. Once you meet her, she will always be on your mind 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. The girl that you would fall in love with and never would want to leave. <3
Carressa Dobbs is the best girlfriend in the world. <3
by corey griffon March 8, 2011
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verb: "to go lou dobbs"

to polemicize about two seemingly distinct political topics while refusing to understand how they are related.

named after from CNN anchor, Lou Dobbs, who rails against trade and illegal immigration without realizing they are connected.
High school debaters often go Lou Dobbs on the issues.
by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006
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