Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."