DINF

day ill never forget!

Saint's won the superbowl, it was amazing. DINF

by dayillneverforget February 8, 2010

dinf

when people/idiots can't type properly and they misspell the word 'find'

wow where'd you dinf that mary?

by ohmaryfairy June 8, 2009

DINF

*Dad
*I'd
*Never
*FUCK

-Oh, her dad's hot!

-HELL NO! He's a total DINF

by Gabi_G_bb December 22, 2008

dinf

Keyboard plaque that builds up and prevents the user from typing keys in the correct order

* says:
there's still debate about stuff too so there's new things to dinf
* says:
find*

by Ericspod August 17, 2006

DINF

Daddy I NEED to fuck

Her dad is a total DINF I'm just using her to get to him.

by DINF Luvr September 24, 2021

aw dinf

a slang word commonly used by glasgow neds, specifically in the castlemilk area. no ordinary person knows wit this word means but glasgow scientists(cmulk neds) speculate it is an ancient word used by the cmulk young team founders.

sonni murray: AW DINF
brandyn giudici: ERRRR
sonni murray: DINK
scott wright: yous ir no gem ya fannys

by mybigfatgreencock September 17, 2023

dinflation

Dinflation is the phenomenon that occurs at a restaurant when the diners realize the check will likely be split evenly and over order, causing the final check to be inflated. The dinflation/over order is generally late in the meal and may be an extra bottle of wine, a digestif (e.g. port), or dessert that you wouldn't normally order.

This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.

The evening started out pretty reserved with just the three couples. But after a round of appetizers and two bottles of wine, folks realized the check was going to be complicated. Dinflation occurred when they set caution to the wind, ordered the most expensive cut of meat and someone even ordered a cigar.

by richard bullard barnes August 7, 2012