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Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

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I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 31, 2015

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a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

by Kairoen June 10, 2018

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1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

by gen October 6, 2003

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Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

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