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Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.
Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.
Dick Whipping by wickdipper December 15, 2011
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Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate
ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-
Dick Whipping by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

dick whipping

A girl is on her knees sucking some cock while a girl whips the girl from behind.
LETS DICK WHIP THAT BITCH LIKE ITS SLAVERY. (DICK WHIPPING)
dick whipping by vloneeee September 27, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).
Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!
dick whipping by kawikados February 20, 2018

whipping your dick around 

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.
1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?

Dick Whippins 

An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.
"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)
Dick Whippins by Artemiss4tune January 10, 2010
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