dick fur 

dick fur can only be described as having so much hair on one's genitals that it looks like your dick and balls are wearing a fur coat.

Jasper never shaves his pubes so even in the summer time he has dick fur.

If Jasper would remove his dick fur his balls wouldn't sweat so much

dick fur by Ballsdeepest November 3, 2009

Dick Fury 

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.

"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."

Dick Fury by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Dick Furnace

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. Can only be treated by coming into contact with Vagina Ocean or Fire Extinguisher Ass.

synonyms: flaming cock, fire penis, steamballs, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: vagina ocean, waterfall cunt, ice twat, turkey

Guy 1: Dude, today my dick furnace flared up so bad, my dick started shooting fire and now I have a hole in my pants.

Guy 2: Well, I heard there are some girls at BH with Vagina Ocean. Maybe you should go fuck one of them. Be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you're at it.

Dick Furnace by Wompy W. Womperson April 27, 2011

furry dick 

When you bust your load in your drawers and the fluff sticks to your cock.

Man I had the hottest dream last night, I woke up with furry dick

furry dick by TheKnowitall August 21, 2014

Furry bit your dick 

Idiom - \ˈfər-ē\ \'bit\ \ˈyȯr\ \'dik\

When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.

---EXAMPLE OF FURRY BIT YOUR DICK---

"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"

Furry bit your dick by - Newbz January 9, 2013

dickfur 

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

dickfur by Dick May 3, 2003

dickfur 

to pee with

watch Spies Like Us the movie!!!111111111111

dickfur by i slam crank in my veins every day August 14, 2003