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Down For That Shit - When you are pretty pumped for something that has been suggested, for something you have been invited to, or any idea in general. Usually done over texting or social networking sites.
Texter 1: Hey bruh, Jasmine is throwing a crazy party, and we were goin to get hammered first, you in?

Reply from Texter 2: Haha, I'm definitely DFTS
DFTS by siphus October 9, 2009
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Date for the story - Although you aren't particularly attracted to someone going on a date with them would leave you a good story to share with your friends.
Me: Are you going to go out with that strange guy you met last Friday?

Her: I might DFTS, I need something new to blog about.
DFTS by mtgirlem June 17, 2009
A term used by some educators, namely in schools of educators as a discret was of telling future teachers " Don't Fuck the Students."

Also sometimes DFTK (Don't Fuck the Kids) or DFYS/DFTK (Don't Fuck Your Students/Kids)
Student: "Professor, what's one piece of advise you have for new teachers fresh out of uni?"

Professor: "DFTS
DFTS by LKBandMan July 13, 2026

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's) 

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).
Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers
G'Night, DFTSYP.
DFTSYP by yourmotha. July 21, 2011
Stands for Don’t Force The Single Ladies and it is the best friend group to ever exist.
Bro I wish we could be like the DFTSL
dftsl by Veeeeeeeee3 October 12, 2020
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