Down For That Shit - When you are pretty pumped for something that has been suggested, for something you have been invited to, or any idea in general. Usually done over texting or social networking sites.
Texter 1: Hey bruh, Jasmine is throwing a crazy party, and we were goin to get hammered first, you in?
Date for the story - Although you aren't particularly attracted to someone going on a date with them would leave you a good story to share with your friends.
Me: Are you going to go out with that strange guy you met last Friday?
Her: I might DFTS, I need something new to blog about.
Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.
Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.