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- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
delayed by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006
someone who is slow to grasp new ideas and thought patterns. another way of saying retarded.
oh dude, you're SO delayed.
delayed by jason+carissa May 14, 2003
A Super Smash Bros. Brawl wanter's least favorite word.
"Damn it was delayed again. Thats it. Now I have to write an angry e-mail."
delayed by cody moore February 20, 2008
its just like calling someone retarded, except, its still politically correct, so start using it until they have to find another politically correct term to call the delayed people. like "mentally slow paced"
: See that guy that's saying he's strong like hulk?
: yee
: Fucker's delayed.
delayed by well....fuck May 9, 2008
SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
Delayed by Sello1 April 22, 2022

Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014

Delayed W 

The act of a never taking an L ... But a Delayed W
Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"
Delayed W by BabyBans June 6, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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