DDMS

That which aspires to be greater then all other software. However tends to really suck and leave much to be desired.

BOB: Hey, what software you running over there?
JOHN: DDMS.
BOB: Thats why all my orders are eff'ed up!!!

by Zech July 8, 2003

Ddm

Dont dead me.

Omds your too funny ddm.

by KCekrvkgekkevkv December 18, 2018

DDM

DDM is an abbreviation for 'Dont Dead Me' which is another way of showing laughter.

"Look at her hair"
"DDM why does it look like that"

by n4ilahhhh July 31, 2022

DDM

A word used against someone being corny or “goofy” in a sense. This word originates from a “corny ass” dude that’s lives in ohio.

“I took the wock to poland!” -john

“ok that was seriously ddm”-andy

by goose11 November 28, 2022

ddm

dont disturb me

jessica: "hey wassup chelsey"

chelsey: "please ddm,, im eatting"

by xTheeExquizitx July 28, 2010

DDM

Daddy Daughter Moments. Used in fanfictions.

Sam and Dean (DDM)

by SuperUnNatural666 November 5, 2017

DDM

-Doo Doo Man, also known as Malcolm, Mac, or Da Kid

-An extremely retarded black male that believes himself to be the shit.

Malcolm promised to dunk at Friday night's game, but he bitched out because he can barely touch the rim... Therefore, he is a DDM.

Damn, man, u is a muhfuckin DDM.

by Jotes February 28, 2008