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Q.E.D-eed 

Slang for working in a shitty place and getting your career screwed up. Worded after a organization called QED BATON which collapsed due to employee attrition.

Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.
After completing college John joined XYZ Corp but got Q.E.D-eed.

You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed
Q.E.D-eed by GenHexDisThoCMC November 19, 2010
1. Abbreviation of the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum; literally, "that which was to be demonstrated". Commonly used at the end of mathematical proofs to signify the proof is complete.

2. Modern usage expands it to include the conclusion of any proof and is often used in attempts at ironic humor.

3. Quantum electrodynamics.
1. If A=B and B=C then A=C. Q.E.D.

2. Beckham and Ronaldo move to MLS. MLS attracts more fans and makes more money. More money attracts more quality players. More quality players make USA competitive. USA wins World Cup. Q.E.D.
A Mathmeticians way of saying "I win"
Mathmetician: Q.E.D., Fuckface.
Q.E.D. by Really Bored July 14, 2005
Word of the Day on April 30, 2008
Abbr. of quod erat demonstrandum, lit. "which was demonstrated";
cf. res ipse loquitur (the thing speaks for itself), circumstantial evidence, the "smoking gun"
q.e.d. by latlit July 21, 2003
Formally used at the end of mathematical proofs to indicate their completion, informally to indicate an argument has been won. Literally "Which was to be demonstrated" (not just "which was demonstrated").
... Yeah well, I checked; they don't make dildos that big. Q.E.D.
Q.E.D. by CletusInteruptus April 30, 2008
A word used by intellectuals that, apparently, they are quite sensitive about if you translate incorrectly. Causes redness and itching on mathemeticians when misused.
Bert- "Q.E.D. means "quit earning dough." It's what you do when you decide to become a professor, right?

Professor Hubert, PHD- "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"
Q.E.D. by Doctor Feltgood May 15, 2008
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