When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high
school and then attempts to attend high
school functions hoping to allure high
school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the
bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday
night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”