Da tiny safe-deposit cubby at da zip-code shop where ya always feel majorly furious every time you gotta pay da exorbitant renewal-fee every six months.
I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.
The act of throwing your iPhone, that is encased in an Otter Box, at a person that you feel the need to hurt. Very Badly. Also known as O.B'd. It really hurts.
Example 1
Victim: Hey Joe! What's up bro!
Joe: (Throws iPhone encased in Otter Box at friend.)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.