DBox
Similar to the commonly used term "DBag" (short for "Douchebag"), DBox is the feminine form of DBag. These females are often seen wearing ridiculously high heels and short, shiny skirts. Often times, they are drunk or on some other club drugs and are quick to start verbal and physical altercations. They also generally have high "mousy" voices that stem from a repressed sexual encounter with a creepy uncle when they were younger.
These girls also enjoy dancing, Jager-bombs, DBags who drink Jagermeister and wear Tapout shirts, spray tanning, Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, Revlon makeup, fancy cars, shitty music, Brittany Spears.
If you encounter a DBox and you are not a DBag be sure and keep a 30 ft. proximity to ensure you don't choke on perfume or contract a yet-to-be named STD that is potentially airborne and lethal.
These girls also enjoy dancing, Jager-bombs, DBags who drink Jagermeister and wear Tapout shirts, spray tanning, Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, Revlon makeup, fancy cars, shitty music, Brittany Spears.
If you encounter a DBox and you are not a DBag be sure and keep a 30 ft. proximity to ensure you don't choke on perfume or contract a yet-to-be named STD that is potentially airborne and lethal.
"The DBox that walked by me on the street at my favorite bar smelled like a 15-year-old hooker."
"Check out this DBox's skirt. You can practically see her uterus through it."
"Check out this DBox's skirt. You can practically see her uterus through it."
DBox by captainbeardo July 13, 2012
